Running — 17 May 2011

Yes, I watched the video when Husband told me we must sign up for the Warrior Dash, but apparently I didn’t pay attention. Or, I just forgot about the description they have on their home page:

“Warrior Dash is a mud-crawling, fire-leaping, extreme run from HELL. This fierce running series is held on the most challenging and rugged terrain across the globe. Warriors conquer extreme obstacles, push their limits and celebrate with kick-ass music, beer and warrior helmets.”

Um, hello. They had me at mud. While I’m not a girlie-girl, I’m also not a fan of mud or things that might be crawling in the mud so this race definitely took me outside my comfort zone. After trudging neck deep through a pond – our first obstacle – I knew I was in for an interesting 3 miles. As I climbed over cars, ducked under barb-wire, bear-crawled through the dark and climbed over a 20 foot wall (not sure the actually height but it felt like 50 feet) I discovered that I’m stronger than I think I am and could actually be a princess warrior – if I wanted to. Ahem. By the time I slid down a mud-slope and hurdled logs in the water, jumping TWO rows of fire was a welcome site – and a piece and a cake.

A few minor bruises and scrapes later, I am feeling like a badass and apparently will be making this an annual event as Husband had the time of his life.

We made the two hour trek to Mountain City, Georgia, on Sunday morning with my friend Yvette and her boyfriend, Evan. I didn’t dare take my iPhone on this run with me, but Evan captured some great video of us that I’ll share once he edits it. I’ll also share my fire-jumping pics once they post them. In the meantime, here are some pics from the day.

Yes, I had the nerve to wear white to the Warrior Dash – Gasp – and tried to save my hair with the high ponytail. I had no clue what I was getting into.

Husband being all nice to me because he knew I was about to flip out.

The starting line. Looks harmless right?

I picked up my number …

… then bumped into my friend, Shannon, who had just finished and gave me a wake up call. Yikes!

The dreaded wall. I’m so proud of myself for not walking around it. Lesson learned: you can do more than you THINK you can.

Afterward, Husband and I celebrate.

The Warriors – Yvette, Me, and Napoleon.

I kicked off my shoes and made some new friends …

I grew up on Star Wars. Can’t believe he scaled the wall in that!

I also found me some wives. Tee hee hee. I couldn’t resist.

I took up a new hobby …

What a stress reliever.

We cleaned up a bit then took the ride home so I could pick up my little warriors.

Warrior Princess Milan and Warrior Miles

I have no idea what my time was, nor do I care. It was a blast, despite all the mud, and now I get to rock this really cool shirt …

Winks & Smiles,

 

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Lorraine "Wifey" Robertson is a wife, mother, writer, author, and runner trying to keep things simple, sexy and sane. She recently lost more than 25 pounds and ran her second marathon - the Chicago Marathon.

(7) Readers Comments

  1. OMG!! That looks like so much fun!! Great job on the mud crawlin’—I can’t wait to see the video clips! :)

  2. You look like you had a lot of fun. I haven’t Warrior Dashed yet (I am signed up for the August event here in Colorado) but I have done the Muddy Buddy. My buddy and I wore white running skirts and tank tops for that race and both belly flopped when we entered the mud pit. After we had to have people with the spray hoses help wash out our eyes and we were FILTHY! I loved it. Thanks for the recap, gives me some idea of what to look forward to.

    • Sounds like you’ve already gotten down and dirty – LOL! You’ll have a blast at the Warrior Dash, too!

  3. I loved reading this! Totally makes me excited (and a little scared) for it (we’re signed up for late July). Can’t wait to see the video! Glad to read that you had a great time with it. :)

    • It was a lot of fun, but serious stuff! LOL! You’ll do GREAT!

  4. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don’t you feel like a bit of a warrior now?

  5. Mud runs are funniest race I’ve ever been. You get dirty all over.

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